MAMA STALLONE'S DOGS DON'T KNOW SQUAT
Perpretrating a Fraud on Humanity

From Mike Harden of the Columbus Dispatch ("Psychics Say They’re Feeling the Energy of Election Day") I learned Mama Stallone's dogs have predicted a Republican victory on November 2:

Jacqueline Stallone says the psychic dogs she keeps have predicted that George W. Bush will win the election next Tuesday by 15 percentage points.

Trust me, there's no such thing as a psychic dog. Mrs. Stallone is perpretrating a fraud on humanity. Apparently it's a family trait.

~ Mildred