KERRY LEADS IN CRITICAL POLL
The Big Dogs

The dogs are coming through for Kerry-Edwards in a big way. Unconfirmed Sources reports:

Unconfirmed sources report that the Gallup polling organization will release its latest nation wide poll of pets. The poll shows that among DLVs (Dogs Likely to Vote) John Kerry leads George W. Bush 60% to 24%, with 16% undecided. This poll is sure to be controversial because Gallup has refused to release its methodology. The Bush campaign is already calling the poll "nonsense" and "a load of bull pucky."

Great photo over there, by the way.

~ Mildred